so as usual the names are changed to protect the guilty , so I consider myself to be an independent free thinking woman but every now and then I find that I fall victim to Lil drops of madness .
Lil drops of madness can occur at any moment , its just that moment when you know when you have no dam business doing what your are entertain in your mind but like an R Kelly song your mind is telling you no but your body is telling you yes .. My Lil drop of madness occurred today when I saw my ex .. mumbles86.. Now that we are no longer together he seems to have a certain appeal to him , And don't get me wrong he is an ex for all the right reasons. this is not a situation in which one should back peddle, but I have found that I just wanna have the weight of this man on me. If thats not a Lil drop of madness , no emotion just for the pure physical and just to know that I can. Women or even you men if you have ever run across this just incorporate that old mantra : just say no ! Never look back less you are turned to salt . Hell going back can go from a Lil drop of madness to a whole thunderstorm ... well for now thats all I have , had to get it off my chest ... till nest time 2 sugars 3 creamers and ill holla .....
Not like I want to read about your family, look at your family, or skip past your family while clicking Next Blog.
Sometimes I want to deep fry my head in a batch of McDonald's fry grease because I can't stand the sugary sweetness that is a family blog.
FYI to the wife who probably created said blog: He cheating on you, girl!! He gots him another woman!!
Probably all those pics you are posting done drove the man to adultery. A real woman would be freaking instead of posting.
**Don't talk shit, I have no man, so I can post. I have an excuse. Shite.*
Now quit uploading all those photos of Jim, Susy and Electra because we don't want to see their coloring pages, piss pot pics or their birthday party madness. K? Thnx.
So once again it on... I am coffees1luv coming at you from the great state of MS .. today in an exciting adventure of hood tales and other sorted events i will bring you the story f a young man gone wrong and all the funny shit in between the sandwich of life....
Now with me the names are changed to protect he guilty ... the cast of characters is unique , we have mumbles86 n ow he is my ex , the name derives form the fat that well shit he mumbles and he is stuck-in a constant time warp of 1986 , hence the name , awaiting my partner in crime , CNN the local teen who seems to have the fat ( never the skinny)on everybody , Lil orphan k : CNN baby daddy (homeless and alone) , skittle (awating's ex ) dresses like everyday is a day to taste that dam rainbow, rkelly snapper : she loves them young and states that she has that snap that keeps them coming back (Right) now right now shes involved with shawshank ( self explanatory) but for you slow ass mofo's hes locked up , cowboy, and just today we have juvie.
Shakespeare said All the world is a stage and all it men are merely players, this is so true as the cast in the play of my life appear to be classic tragedies.... Now today was my ice cube ( it was a good day ) went to work got off early even better decided to hang with awaiting .. Cool.. until the point when her chap came in and infomred us if hte police presence .. being that we are bored and well just eager to see someone get stuck on the train track of life we go outside to be nosy.
Classic tragedy yet another one our youths being detained by the police .. Initially it was just a convo with juvie and officers , being that they have history and all. Mind you juvie well he knows the system so he talking and attempts to give his prepaid legal advice that he cannot be searched ... Well the plot then thickens he walked away ... OMG ! I know so what are the police to do you ask ? Well bum rush his little a%$ thats what , now juvie who had a backpack full of lions tigers and bears o my threw that mutherfunker ! Yes now for my criminally minded this is a no no ... well that leads to the arrest .. end of the tell of course not ... granted we are in the hood and the weather is nice so like a reverse roach all the residents come to see this event in motion... Juvie is the man ! he has to be forced into the back of the car , then once in well this , i cant even put this in words .....
BOOM BOOM POW : i know what the chicken lives ! that dam boy bust the window out the car.. now see thats what happens when you take Jasmine Sullivan to dam far ! So of course because of this you have to get him , meanwhile his mother clepto ( that b*&^%) can steal your kidney in your sleep has been in the house chillin , maybe enjoying the comfort of a big ole rock .. comes outside in an O LAWD DON'T TAKE MY BABY moment ! its what my girl awaiting calls shitastic! and well it just is .. now all of this on a wed... what does one do for an encore ...
until next time