well my time is  winding down here in chic -fil -a but i  happened to  stop in my mind on a throwback , team gravy ! let me tell you how this came to  be.  when i  arrived in chic-fil-a i was  on my  mary tyler moore   you know all  bright eyed throwing my sunglasses in the sky ( breaking them in the process)  well now that  i think back on that, it was just plain stupid  but  i digress.. the only thing chic-fil-a does better than bacon is  chicken !  i mean they  loooooooove  chicken here which was why early on  in my quest for the chicken breast my mind  kept  coming back to  one commercial, KFC 99 pesos  mil lan  with gravy .. let me set the stage for you here  now the commercial comes on  you see the chicken all golden  brown  , chalk full of the colonels spices  a happy family then you see it .. a  chicken  leg  being dosed in .... gravy .. thick  beautiful gravy. i sit up mesmerized  see ive been to kfc in the states and we have gravy .. on the mashed potatoes , here they have a gravy station in which patrons  can  go over and  have the sweet sweet nectar of  gravy .. i watched the commercial so  much i felt kinda  dirty it was like a  weird food porn  but it had me wanting to go to kfc  get my chicken my rice and of course my gravy sit in a corner and poor it on sooooo slowly. and i did it dammit i got my chicken , my rice  and my gravy  sat in the corner and  poured  , i poured  that thick gravy till my  little chicken wing fell apart . thats  right  my name is coffees1stluv and i am  team gravy baby ! and there you have it  as  i have now  been  gravy free for 3 days i wanted to share with you .. but i swear to you anytime i walk past kfc and see the gravy  pump i get a tingle, so now im at starbucks stalking my prey , ooh waitress can i get a refill  .. yeah i  need a cup of coffee 2 creamers 3 sugars and ill holla

so  if all dogs go to heaven , then all steaks reside in the in the  Midwest , chicken is distributed throughout the world , and pigs .. well they are right here in chic-fil-a . i tell you  this is  the truth  because as  i am typing right now i am  eating a  bacon, ham, pork chop sandwich. ( can someone  get me  the blood pressure medicine) no wait  i don't need it  b/c the  pigs here in chic -fil-a are  heaven  made with no   adverse side effects , i don't know if its the  hot weather , the fact that the dishes are cooked in  sugar and spice and everything nice .. but that meaty little Wilbur just makes me happy ... so as the  sun is  beginning to set on my time  here in chic -fil-a I'm left to ponder .. how the  hell can  i sneak over  5 pounds of bacon back to the states without this  not looking odd ... i know ill sing a little song to customs ... well until then its me and the  pork riding and dying one  baconater at a time .. hey   excuse me can i get a cup of coffee .. 2 creamers 3 sugars and ill holla ......  

well folks  im getting to the bottom of my cup and the  coffee is  getting ready to leave chic- fil-a  , in the meantime i was  out and about today thinking to myself today may just be a  boring day , no new adventures or crazy tales.. but what  kinda  fun would that be .. so  today i went and say the hangover III  .. good times , major  difference in the culture however it was me ( coffee) cherub and keys ( she gets this name b/c  everyone states that she looks like  alicia keys)  now if im being fair in a  far away dim light  when your standing on top of a hill overlooking a view  of alaska with  one contact ripped then .. no she still wouldnt look like alicia keys , not because she not pretty he is   , but alicia keys is  what we call in the coffee world  blonde mocha , where as she is a  hazel cream ..  i digress n e way we are  in the  theatre once again enjoying the tales of the wolfpack when a  funny part comes  .. hahahahhahha  the laughter form the 3 of us , the rest of the  theater ...... ( pause)  yep  crickets nothing no  smirk no chuckle .. nothing so here we were  loud americans laughing at a funny movie  felt  kinda weird on that one . now the highlight of the day the  cinnamon role ..  walking into the   megamall supermarket to have some  money exchanged over , when i hear singing .. not an odd event at all  mind you this is glee .. its what you do.. so what was the exciting part you ask .. well aside from the fact that we are in a supermarket  a mere 30 feet  from the electronics  i hear the melodic sounds of nicki manij super bass ..  but  as i turn i c ant see any one , naturally i walk over  to hear who is  singing this  classic tale of  super bass when i see  a  midget ( a little person )  and i  mean she was getting it in .. now this is one i for the boys with the boomin system top down  AC with the coolin system .... and it wasnt even that she was a little person although that  added to the excitement ( i have to  admit the people here are not  the tallest so the  presence of someone shorter than the  already short  puts a smile on my face ) the part that  got me  was that  we are in the middle of a packed  supermartket in the   middle of the day and  she has found time to  make the store her own personal karaoke system .. man thats  cool !  had me  walkin out he mall singing  nicki manji as  she broke into another classic ... like a virgin , well from there i went to  starbucks  grabbed my  coffee 2 creamers  3 sugars and ill holla