Tuesday, May 28, 2013,10:13 AM
i have a fat kid in soul
picture it a late Saturday afternoon your laying back with your copy of 50 shades laying next to you ( on the good part) a giant %100 all beef patty with all the good stuff , bacon ,mushroom ,pickle, lettuce , tomato + your fries ... nice .. what to wash it down with but of course .... a diet coke ! well if this has ever been you in real life i need you to get a grip , cancel your membership at the gym , drink regular coke ( soul when the krispy kreme hot light comes on. well that's it just tastes better) and run to the nearest krispy kreme when the hot light pops , why you ask.. ill tell you why , simply put theres a fat person in your soul. I have come to realize that this is me coffees1stluv has a fat kid in my soul , shes a jolly little thing i must say .. she loves to eat eat eat apples an bananas, and cakes, cookies , pies, burgers ,hot-dogs , hell she loves to eat. I tell you these things to only help you along the cheez wiz road of life , as i have been here in chic-fil-a a country of stunning natural beauty the one thing I CAN SAY WITHOUT A DOUBT i would bring home if i could, THE BACON !!!!!!!! yes that fat little girl in my soul is a baconater an the bacon here is dipped in heaven and sprinkled with unicorn fairy dust (its that good) I have been in a 5 star hotel with access to a state of the art gym , you know how many times i have used it , dont worry ill wait ....... thats right folks a wopping zero and like every new years resolution i have vowed upon my return to get myself in shape to have that quicktrim,body by jake tony , billy blanks and jillian Michaels body well that is until the light came on at the dunkin doughnuts around the corner so now here i am leaving starbucks with my coffee in one hand 2 creamers 3 sugars and ill holla at you when my doughnuts are done ..... LONG LIVE THE FAT KID IN YOUR SOUL