well well well its another day in the neighborhood and im feeling like ive been stuck on sesame street all day , couldn't catch the reading rainbow ... so im here to tell you my tale of oooh wow is me. .. in all and not so far away .. no im just kidding... i have been gone and let me tell you why , man this blog ish is serious business its like a new shiny toy when you were a kid , it was so exciting at the time then the newness of it stared to fade and you put it down for a day , the n 2 then next thing man its been a month and the toys sitting there. thats been me i was a supernova flying high one if the bright lights all be it to myself within this blog thing , was out telling everyone check me out .. got the crew spitting my tags , 2 creamers 3 sugars and ill holla ! dammit im a catch phrase let that ish get to my head go comfortable in the game , but like all stars i burned bright but not long so now im back a mere star shining amongst you all , her to once again share my tales of madness. you know with the weather cooling off it seems like the hood creatures have calmed down a little cuz my adventures in the hood are not what they used to be , so now i am going to broaden my horizons, the suburbs ,the country ( now if your from the south or anywhere rural you know that means those people that reside in the boonies) or as i refer to them the serial killer paradise. i never quite could understand the point of living 20 miles from the nearest store , 3 miles from your neighbor , man that just grounds to get killed. im just sayin, this is the point at which i ramble on about nothing. and for those of you that had wondered about my job status ( well no one probably did but im telling anyway) IM STILL EMPLOYED ! aint that some ish , i said it before its bad when you look forward to getting laid off, but to all things there is a plan , and i plan to have a cup of coffee sit in my chair and look at the stars... put me in 2 creamers 3 sugars and ill holla ......

man o man have i been slipping. the kid has been down for the count, i must admit i feel off for a min was off the grid got lazy and got fat. but im back ready and in fighting stance to bring you my rules of madness. its gonna be hotter than two mice in a wool sock in this ..... so lets get the games started as you know i must change the names to protect the guilty. so about week ago i was chillin out in the hood, which up this point had been disappointing me no new drama , when count it all joy. the mack the many the myth the fake pimp came back. classic lines attached with actions. im telling you that have not lived until an old drunk man cusses your friend out for not wanting to talk to him and then proceeds to tell you that he loves light skinned women but dam he would eat your black as cuz you just so dark. lets not mention that old classic of a kiss on the hand, no thats old school , the mack the man the fake pimp he took my hand kissed it , so nice im thinkin and before i can get it back he licked it. thats right he liked my hand. (cue in the hand sanitizer and the lysol spray) but wait like a oxy clean commercial there is more , later that nite he proceeds to let me know how good i smell granted its a cool nite and of course coffees1stuv is always on point smellin good. so he proceeds to lean in let me know i smell good and BAM he bites me in the side of the arm and not a ooh yea make you hot kinda bite its the Charlie bit me (check you tube) kinda bite dam it hurt and its still hurting. so to all you pimps out there we now have established two rules for you never bite and please do not lick ! tel next time you can find me in the coffee bean looking mean with 2 creamers 3 sugars and ill holla

hello my name is coffeess1stluv and im addicted to facebook ( wait for the hello) so it just started as a way to connect with old school friends and family , but now im trying to get alerts to my phone email and hell i cant stop myself. i enjoy the mess that has now seemed to overtake the world of facebook. and dam if i don't want to get to over 1,000 + friends and why is it that with people you see everyday and talk to the minute they wont become your virtual friends it feels like a major rejection. facebook has become a trap like walmart it has sucked me into the vortex of the land of Brady ( the grass is always perfect ) status updates are abundant and sometimes you get to witness a a virtual war of words. man these people have become soo flippin messy , but like any good addiction the first step is admitting that i have a problem and i will just as soon as i change my status. hey its a process, give me a min ..... sit down order me a coffee with 2 sugars 3 creamers and ill holla

now i know that i have not been around to give you the latest round of madness that is coffeess1stluv and for that i am sorry. but im back and in full effect. no rantings from the hood today as we in the great state of MS suffer a heat wave apparently those without jobs or general ambition like to also beat the heat. but today i am here to rant about the un pc : have you ever hated your job to the point that you look forward to getting laid off. now if that don't be the cold French fries at McDonalds , i don't know what is. and in these times of economic uncertainly its crazy to look forward to losing and not gaining a job. but man man to be able to say that i coffeess1stluv have everyday off if only for awhile is so so so welcoming , that is until i begin my trend toward the well dressed homeless section of the store. well a chap can rant if nothing else so until the day comes that publishers clearing house stops giving my money to these old people about to die ill gonna have me some coffee : iced cuz dam if it aint hot but put my 2 sugars 3 creamers in and ill holla