Man oooo man was today an ice cube (a good day) I was going on-line to log into the site and was on google when what did I discover ……….. I know the suspense is killing you : ME : I found myself…… now this is not I putting my name and my Facebook, MySpace , phone book profile info comes up . NO... I typed in coffees1stluv and not coffeetalk as I should of and what I call a blogasim! Blogasims are as I discovered just like the big o, first I was all flushed and in sock and then the excitement of the moment just continues to build. I’m new to the blogging world I’m like a kid in the candy store. Loving and wanting everything I see. As I peruse through the various blogs I have come across what I refer to as the verbal assigns’. These are those blogs that are so witty, funny, captivating that just reading them brings you in and before you knows it then they have you in there crosshairs. BAM! The nameless cynic, so, the thing is, twice as nice aka unknown and the spangle princess have been verbal assaults to my mind. The writing varies and forces one to sit back and think or relax your mind with the cup of coffee. Man you guys keep on giving out blogasims. Now you know how this song ends we play it all the time … till next time just give me my 2 sugars 3 creamers and ill holla

well  im here im bored and im telling you my inner thoughts. this is my therapy so  sit on your collective computer chairs pull up a  seat and  enjoy the ride. as I was sitting in my house eating pizza and  scrolling through my computer for tings to do , it occurred to me that I have become fascinated with face book. face book has become my drug, like many of my peers i am on a  cracked out binge called facebook. and this leads me to  ask for my own personal intervention, what the hell has happened to me that i have to  get alerts to  my phone to let me know that Jimmy t in  Seattle  changed his profile picture, and that Mary Jane thinks that her boyfriend is sleeping with her neighbor. all in her status update.  its  crazy . once upon a time people called and told you there business . but  hell  let be real whats the fun of that. granted facebook has helped me to connect with friends form grade  school and meet various interesting people from everywhere. but  now the sheer act o going on-line has to consist of checking my facebook page , as if my  very life is not going to move forward if my friends are not informed that i was bored on the job today and ate chicken for lunch. so to all my counterparts lets raise up our level of  communication , call one another , email , write a dam letter for God's sake ! wait  , wait just a minute , Timmy t just posted new pics to his profile ... forget what i said what  do i know , im fascinated with facebook the way Justin beiber fans are with his  funny side hair. pray for my soul and post your status updates that i may find the way. ill be in the cafeteria with a cup of coffee with 2 sugars 3 creamers and ill holla 

so i have to give a shout out to my grly milkfat ,  thats my pea for life , she came down to visit and we spent a  little bit of time together. i know i told you before to hang with your hood friends but bear in mind we are all celebs in our own lives and everyday is an adventure. case in point milkfat and I were hangin out had a case of the i could eats, rolled up on hardees for a big chicken and  drink when what comes through the loud speaker, well only the voice of priceless pepper. pepper was offering chicken tenders in a way that was soo sultry one could not help but get some , had to let that chap know that the were the bomb diggty. this is the part in the story in which i finally understood the power of  $1.99 phone sex, cuz the right voice can have you ordering large fries and  chicken tenders when you came for a big chicken , meanwhile later on that night  we  went over to the southern belles house and OMG this chap needs to be submitted to the producers of hoarders. granted im no neat freak  and all but this was just nasty. its so extreme jus random junk all thrown everywhere whats one to do. it was like being in the .99 cents store while they are putting up inventory and taking out the trash that they  just decide to leave in the middle of the floor. but i digress, now i want to give a disclosure i live in a college town and right now its summer so  its boring  so  milkfat, lil dimp,and Kimmie all went to the happiest place on earth : WALMART !  oh you thought Disneyland hell no  WALMART b(*&^%% all the rollbacks and you can run into everyone you know, we went to go get some makeup , seeing as how  we were bored and were gonna take some pics. while there Kimmie  hipped me to some  really crucial ish , she wants to make some quick cash how you ask , well ill tell you , shes gonna  have a  number one hit. and in todays market with all the snapping , booty popping and  general nonsense going on she onto something. right in the cosmetics section she broke down the  hit of the summer : SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS : catchy hook  great  sound , let me tell you once it goes viral you heard it here first , and look out for my joint , its gonna be titled baby mama drama , single number 1 : child support !  look out for me  ill be the  one in the corner sipping coffee with 2 creamers 3 sugars and ill holla 

I remember back in the day there was this song , that was  cool to me, back in the day when i was young im not a kid anymore but some days i sit and wish i was a kid again. man truer words have never been spoken. right now im feelin like im living in a destiny child video. BILLS, BILLS , BILLS !  I swear to you they need to have a class on how to become a productive adult cause in the  long game of life im coming up craps. its a mad mad world out there and im one  Prozac away from my own intervention of life. had to vent get it out, get over it and move on.  you know how I  do im out like a light with 2 creamers 3 sugars and ill holla ...... 

hello there friends , once again its coffees1stluv coming live and direct to you  form the great state of MS.  normally I am bringing you  my hood adventures but alas I have not been to the hood for the last couple of days. What have I been up to you ask, are the  adventures in  hood land coming to an end like a Paris Hilton best friend. NO . so put your minds at ease , I've been going to what most of us hate : work ! granted I go to work everyday  have a great work ethic and  enjoy my coworkers, but dam if I don't hate my job. You ever have that time in your life when you realize that there has to be more out there than what your doing . well I'm there right now. I work in a call center and  for those who are not familiar imagine the TV the office its the same concept. N E ways  as far as the coworkers are concerned they are they  best , we can be come our own realty TV show .. CALL CENTER ( center in the dramatic music) but its a comedy, for example , anytime you  can say that while you were sitting on the phone talking to a customer about their problem you can , 1 put them on hold for a ridiculous amount if time to  go and dance to the latest snap ,roll , bend and  twirl dance , and later a rat runs across the room and proceeds to die in the middle of the floor its good times .. excitement for all. But like a Tyler  Perry movie  its become redundant an predictable... now don't get me wrong the cast of charters make the day worthwhile. Names will be added later as this is my rant about how I am now at a bone -thugs n harmony moment ( at a crossroads) the problems is that the job is just that a job and once you reach a certain age its time to get a career and do something that you love . I  was in a strong like with my job but now it feels like a long drawn out breakup, how long will the job and I continue to play the  lets work it out , well till the new one comes in. Hell I may hate my job but I also refuse to  be well dressed homeless .. till that time comes im drinking .. gve me 2 creamers 3 sugars and ill holla

I want to start off by saying that I am so sorry for not keeping everyone alert to the comings and goings of coffeess1stluv.. I  imagine myself as  well trained celebrity and didn't want to bore with the mu-dine details of  mere mortal life . Now onto the juicy stuff ....As always the names are changed to protect the guilty. I m not certain if this was prev brought  up or not but CNN has now gone over to the  world of skittles.. well its more like f&^% a skittle taste her skittles. So  now CNN is a lesbian into the whole lesbian chic thing. I personally think for her  its more of a piercing  rather than a tattoo. A what you ask , what is that supposed to mean. Well its simple , piercings no matter how long you have them can  go be taken out at any time , on a whim you do these things , it was fun at the time where as a tattoo well its there for life , gotta put mad thought into that one. Meanwhile on the other-side of town , coffeess1stluv has been going   crazy , I broke , my car wants  break down all at once like it knows I have no money and well my job ...... RIGHT!  I'm new to this whole blog thing so I don't really have the handle on all the ins and outs but  a couple of days ago I  was just going through and reading peoples stuff when it occurred to me that  Dam a lot of folks  write all these  Martha Stewart type blogs , they have the pretty  pics of the fam and the kids , dogs , chickens ,etc .. well I'm  not  that person and ... well now I'm OK with that . Maninly  it because at 30 I have no  kids, dogs, or baby chickens , etc. .. what I do have are a great and diverse group of friends , some  dusty eggs ( that may one day become a baby) , and the hood.  So jus when I thought I had nothing to write about , I  looked around and life wrote its own script and asked me to star in a production for myself... WORK THAT OUT !!!!!! if you remember nothing else form e  , remember this all the world is a stage and all the men are merely players , some just cast better than others... as always 2 sugars 3 creamers and ill holla