hellllllooooooo ladies and gents in the blog world its your girl coffees1stluv coming live and direct once again form the great state of MS.. well today was so funny to me nothing outrageous just yet another adventure in the life of me. i have two words for you : GOOGLE VOICE . so Google is my joint i have come to enjoy sending and receiving emails and then put your coffee cups down , Google showed out and created Google voice. HELLO ! let me explain my excitement my friends at Google have invented a computer phone number that is not only local for your area but it can ring to your home or cell so now you can give out your Google number and never have to give your real number . O HAPPY DAY , no longer will you have to look to the right nor the left of you to reject someone , now with a straight face rejection is instantaneous , and this is the kicker it will even screen the home phone calls where the caller has to say there name before they are connected : i love it : caller id : now thats so 2009 Google voice this is my Jan 1st its brand new, so goggle voice the kid ill be sitting here with a cup of coffee in my hand with 2 creamers 3 sugars and ill holla and Google will let me know if you holla back

so today was a super sized sonic flavored ice cube ( a good day) it was a slow day in the neighborhood, sister wife was in a rare form today she was dancin in her seat and giving the verbal jabs it was great. then restasis ( she constantly is pickin in her eyelashes its just weird) well she got the ole pink eye. and let me tell you from experience that ish hurts like a second helping of fruit cake , and thats another thing as i was bored out of my mind at work and between calls a debate was lodged int the joy of fruitcake turns out that 2 out of 5 co workers enjoy it.. i know its that the dental stats but its fruitcake people not toothpaste so deal with it. but since its so close to the holiday season i was wondering what in the hell is in fruitcake , i mean ive seen the ingredients and its kinda like a hot dog , sure you may eat them but you never ever wanna know what goes in. but unlike the good ole hot dog fruit cake its just wrong , i mean a big loaf of bread filled with colored fruit and old people candy its the ugly stepchild of the banana nut bread you know its true.. and that for some weird reason beings me right back to work so at this moment your gryl coffees1stluv is trying to dread my hair its a long process in which i sometimes look like an x tra form the lion king which brings me to introduce my latest in a long ling of characters : rasta : i work with rasta nice chap a little slow i guess on the uptake you know we all work with those types they are cool enough to be suave but just fall short of gettin it right well thats him : good lookin guy except for that dam hair its not the nasty rasta hair that looks like well dressed homeless no rather he sports what i call the reverse mullet its a bob with i swear to you 8 long braids in the back : im telling today was a good day at work and my work is crazy thats why you always catch me with my cup of coffee pourin 2 creamers 3 sugars and yellin out ill holla

hello to you all , its i coffees1stluv coming live and direct form the great state of dixie.. and like porky pig that's all folks.. really this whole time i have written 3 drafts of dribble initially i had some thought compelling stuff that i was wanting to share , then thought better of it , so i moved onto topic number 2 : food , again hittin a brick wall with that one so i figured that i might as well give it to you like the emperor: naked. i have nothing to write about, you ever have those kinda days when alot happens but its more like an episode of Seinfeld so its all random and cant really flow together, but dam if its not funny. today at work dumpling ( yes a new one) had a dirty test sent to her, by her nasty boyfriend whom i have named Nissan ( being that he works for the plant out here) i know right creative , yet i digress , so Nissan is captain of the freaks and i dont mean ugly i can be my own tlc special i mean pull out your old prince and r kelly records and cds nasty. so the jest if it is that he wants dumpling to involve herself in a 3some a menage a tois ... ( ok thats all i got ) but anyway he was textin her to see if she was down , somehow the kids name got brought into this : all i said was tell him hello , and this ole freak told her tell me hey and do you think she would let you stick your hand in her pants ; well holy usher he had me singin OMG .. and this was the beginning of the day ... at lunch my Seinfeld episode continued when after heating up my Marie calenders beef strogonoff ( which is heavenly) i sit at the table across from sister wife( shes just kinda frumpy and looks like shes bound to be the 3rd wife in a polygamous marriage) talkin dirty it was just wrong i swear to you wrong on so may levels. that was lunch break to commercial and im actually doing some work which is a really big deal being that i walk around more than the average person , i work in a call center so this is not exactly a good thing) so at the end of the day ready to go i have lost my dam keys aint some soap in your left eye and lotion in your right.. i swear to you everyday is an adventure .. meanwhile on the other side of town awaiting is rapidly bringing down the stock of match.com with yet another Internet romance gone wrong, if she keeps this up we are all gonna be with sister wife ... i told you i had nothing to talk about today so lets go Starbucks get some coffee and a scone ... hey put 2 creamers 3 sugars in mine and ill holla .............

so i would like to say im sorry to my 4 fans out there, being that 3 of my fans consist of family its ok ... but to you my lone wolf i am sorry that i have kept your coffee cold. i fell off, i became indifferent and my adventures were drying up faster than a it with a fresh coat of proactive. but alas i have come back to sprinkle the web with little chunky pieces of madness once again. the names as always will be changed to protect the guilty.the tales of woe have been vast and some of the characters of the first season might not be making a return appearance in season 2, but so goes life we are built to move on. so the questing was where have i been? with the worms as i like to say ive been hangin with the nite crawlers in the daytime, thats bad ass trust me. ive met some new peeps that i will be introducing to you and tellin all my tales of lust, love , and just plain ole madness its what i do and if you dont like it you can get a cup of coffee and put in 2 creamers 3 sugars and ill holla,,,, ps. if im not back in 15 mins ......



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