it always starts so innocently ..turn around ..every now and then i  get a little bit lonely  and your never commin round , turn around ... it was as if  i was on my own personal odyssey and the sirens were calling to me,  dam that English class came in handy  who says you will never use this stuff again ,  turn arrrrround i get a  little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears ,  and here i am  the epic hero tied to my chair as the siren sings her song that has driven many a sailor  crazy ....  dramatic pause  as  the music swells  , turrrrrrrn arooooound bright eyes..... and finally i can take it no more i jump  form  my  restraints ( my chair)  with my  eyes   alfush ( thats  really  dramatic) and  bust out a line  worthy of the american idol voice ox factor blah blah blah ...   but  ooooh if it had only ended there  , but of course that would be too much like right something in my soul wouldn't be contained and i feel my hands  moving not  in a church  im so happy sway no ... i am   now exiting my own  body to see myself doing my  best backstreet boy dance .. i mean   hands  movements on point IM DAVID RUFFIN  type bad .. so  yes i admit it  i am now a glee cast member .. like the hangover said  the philippines has me now and once they have me they wont let me leave without singing .. well thats not what they said  but u get my point .. when in doubt sing it out  twitches ..... so now im in my room cranking all the hits , lady in red , any celine dion medley , sade,  and of course any recent  glee cover .. i have my cup so im good all i need is 2 creamers 3 sugars and ill holla  but if you come over in the next 10 mins ill sing ...  tweet that

picture it  a  late  Saturday afternoon your laying back with your copy of 50 shades laying next to you ( on the good part)  a  giant  %100  all beef patty with all the  good stuff , bacon ,mushroom  ,pickle, lettuce , tomato  + your  fries  ... nice .. what to wash it down with  but of course  .... a diet coke !  well if this has ever been you in real life i need you to get a  grip , cancel your membership at the gym , drink regular coke ( soul when the  krispy kreme hot light comes on. well that's  it just  tastes better)  and run to the  nearest krispy kreme when the  hot light pops  , why  you ask.. ill tell you why , simply put theres  a fat person in your soul.  I have come to realize that  this is me  coffees1stluv has a fat kid in my soul , shes a jolly little thing i must  say .. she  loves to  eat eat eat apples an bananas, and cakes, cookies , pies,  burgers ,hot-dogs , hell she loves to eat. I tell you these things to only help you along the  cheez wiz road of life , as i have been here in chic-fil-a  a country of stunning natural beauty the one thing I CAN SAY WITHOUT A DOUBT i would bring home if i could, THE BACON !!!!!!!!  yes that  fat little girl in my soul is a baconater  an the bacon here is  dipped in heaven and sprinkled with  unicorn fairy dust (its that good) I have been in a 5 star  hotel with access to a   state of the art  gym  , you know how many times i have used it , dont worry ill wait ....... thats right folks a  wopping zero and like every new years resolution i have vowed upon my return to  get  myself in shape to have that quicktrim,body by jake tony , billy blanks and  jillian  Michaels body  well that is until the  light came on at the  dunkin doughnuts around the corner so now here i am leaving  starbucks with my coffee in one hand  2 creamers 3 sugars  and ill holla  at you  when my doughnuts are done .....  LONG LIVE THE  FAT KID IN YOUR SOUL

hello my starbucks ,cafe latte , cappuccino frappucino lovers it is i the  main coffee bean serving up  dark roasted tales of life , so ive been down the last couple of days ive been a little under the weather which is  odd  because its so hot here the best  souvenir i have gotten has been my rhianna aka my umbrella.. aye ..aye ..aye ...aye ..  now she  did  say when the sun shines well shine together  but dam  if chic - fil - a   is the  happiest hottest place  n you know next to   death valley and the   deserts in Africa  this place is  mad  angry hot !now if you have  never been mad angry hot let me explain , now coffees1stluv im a dark roast so  it  doesn't take much to   get that  rich  bold color your looking for and when you walk out into heat that  is muggy with a dash  of hot  with  a side o  are you serious its this  hot outside you become  mad angry hot . the funny ting is  the best seller here for the heat after  the air  conditioning  units .. the rhianna aka the umbrella.so  if you ever find yourself in chic -fil- a and you want to being something back that  shows how you spent your time  , bring them a rhianna  and they will thank you somewhere  down the line when it rains and again when that stupid mad heat hits them. meanwhile we will just be in the air sipping on  our coffee  you  know how we do 2 creamers 3 sugars and ill holla  

greetings my fellow coffee  cups  its that time again the sun has come up and Starbucks is open , so  im still here  in chic-fil-a ( Philippines) enjoying my time the weather , food ,people .. they tell me its a 3 rd world country  .. well to this i say  3rd world my mall ... that's right i said  3rd world my mall . .. picture this  your ion your hotel room  bored .. what is one to do ? well if your  here in chic-fil-a  you go to the mall , the mall that is  right across the  street from your hotel , mind you this is the small mall .. only  5 stories and a  small food court,  now  if that  is you  oooh ok  well then there's the mall  1 mike form the hotel  a little bigger again  5 stories ,food court , ooh and did  i mention that each has there own movie theater that  seats 500 . ok . well if that still is not impressing you then  1.5 miles is the SM Mega mall, this mall is ..well stupid huge  its  at least  1 mile wide 5 stories  3  movies theaters,  arcade center , and a bowling alley  ....  wait  ... all in the mall .. now if for some reason your an unbeliever you say  to yourself , nay coffee  this is not so  , that a mall would have such things to entertain me as a  arcade. food court 3 movie theaters  and a bowling alley .. i say nay to you good  patron for the mega mall  holds all these treasures  but wait  there's more , there is  ..... the ..... Cue in the dramatic star wars type  music ..THE MALL OF ASIAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....  yea. this mall is the stupid big mall so in this mall  you cna take all the   previous malls place them inside and  still have room for the imax, the food court and the ice skating rink.. laugh  do it ,thats right  right here in pit stop of  hells little finger ( i mean its so dam hot that the rain form time to  time  just gives up)  as i sit back and  enjoy my  coffee and   gourmet meal i cant help  but  reminence  of my mall at home , the   cookie stand , burkes outlet, books a million and ..... dam that mall so sucks lil bittie birdy feet , i mean how in the   h&^ am  i  to  go from buying america in  the east to  buying bath and body works as a good day ... yeeeeah right 3  world my mall ...  excuse me  Barista can you make me another espresso and this  time  give me 2 creamers 3 sugars and ill holla

ahhahha  so the title is a  bit extreme but im telling you i really do think its quite possible that ive sampled a little bit of the crack.  WTH  you  say , why , where , who .. all valid questions  let me tell you  whats been going on, so ive was  hungry late nite and all when i  decide to take a  trip .. no not to the local drug dealer , get your mind  out of the gutter .. i went .... da da da  daaaaaan .. to wendys ...  yes   darnt to heck i went to wendys and  had .. no dont do it ... dont say it .. i had  dramatic pause hang my head and look up  with one eye .. the chili . i tell you that if i was  merely questioning the   ish  before i know that there is more in meat and beans in that ish , how else can i describe the need to eat hot chili in  the stupid  heat .. i do this at home   ad i do it here  in the Philippines  , i am now convinced that the  shakes are not just coffee induced but mixed in with little crack laced  chili beans form wendys , ooh well guess ill just have to go next  door to Starbucks get me a coffee 2 creamers 3 sugars and ill holla

everyday is a new day and  that  comes with an  equally new adventure , now  for the  last  3 days  ive had  different drivers  and with this has  been some crazy ish that has  been going down , lets go back  shall way back  backstreet .. back in time .. oooh baby ooh baby oooh baa- baby ... sorry i got sidetracked .  day 1 :  regular day  got up ,  got dressed , brushed teeth  all the simple things that go into getting ready for work ,   even got in the  car with the driver  , this was fun he was the transporter all slim and tall  just like  Jason Statham, pressed suit, buzz cut  hell all  he needed was the  the  Nissan to become an  Audi and  i wouldve created  all sorts of danger for us to get out of ,  i guess it was meant to be then that his driving would mimic that  of the transporter  but with one twist, THERE WAS NO  DANGER  , well that is if you dont count the danger he put us  in , let me explain traffic here, stop signs : not to many so its  kinda a  wild west for driving , intersections   dont have lights so  you cross when you can.. enter my transporter..  at the intersection he  grazes one  car  not  one to   be deterred in the least  he  almost has another car hit  him drivers side , now this   , this is the transporter  so hes cool under pressure  never mind the  fact that he should've  waited for the cars  to pass as they were halfway across the street , nay  little driver , transporter in all his  car coolness simply turns gives the driver a look that says I AM THAT CRAZY  and  continues on across the street ,  5 mins  later he sideswipes a  motorcycle and then gets so close to another car that  i   place my  hand on it , yea I AM THAT  CRAZY  ALSO  and so  goes day 1 with my transporter , now that  night was  a slow  ride down the Mary Paul and Peter train  im riding along in the backseat listing to the  radio when what should come on  .... no not a  great timeless classic from the  80's ... a  timeless classic this time , a little diddy  we call PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON !  as sung in easy listening rendition that was   classic ,  aside from the fact that i am now hearing  puff the magic dragon on the radio as a  song  i am  n ow   hearing as my driver is  trying to  sing along all be it  quietly like hes  entranced by the melodic  tune  , i cant do anything now  but  chuckle and  sing along  a sin and a shame thats  day 2 .. same bat time same  bat channel  its day 3 and today  my driver well he was tired , by tired  i dont  mean  man i  just got to work im  kinda tired , i mean if they let me i will fall asleep anywhere kinda tired,  and you know how i know   well  because as soon ans the traffic jam happened he   simply pulled up his parking break looked to the left then the  right rolled his eyes back in his  head  and went to sleep.. a hard down  mouth open   OMG  i am  sooooo sleepy sleep. now im in the backseat witnessing this like this is some slow moving crime that i will have to report ti later but was  just dont know how, and this continues 3 more times as traffic is  heavy  i tell you im not certain  how sleepy did it  but  he managed to get me to work in one piece now after something like that i had to grab him so   coffee  you know how he got it 2 creamers 3 sugars and i hollered

well folks get your  coffee mugs  ready  cuz once again its on  now i  tell you these tales  cuz  well frankly its my  civic duty to inform you of the truly weird ish that goes on  in ones everyday life. i tell you people  i cant make this stuff up its too dam  weird and here in crazy tale , now mothers day was a  couple of  days ago and it reminded me of a story  one of my fellow trainers  informed me of , i call her  dirty Dora .. what the ..  but why ... i know i know  but  let me tell you why  she  gets her name , picture this sweet  , petite, Dora faced  woman .. shes your sister , friend, cousin , she that soccer mom  that's always bringing the  extra oranges and  smiling so sweetly , now picture shes white .. im sorry i  couldn't help myself , i had a time to kill moment ... no so she looks so  pure then .. she opens her mouth and the  most  vile  things come out she  fluent  in  4 languages  but the jest of all i  have learned are dirty limericks  and cuss words . now begins my tale so we were all in class one day , me  , cupid ,  boy band , Filipino idol  the  whole crew when ow and behold the singing had  gone on a commercial  break as we were just sitting there she proceeds to  tell us that the nite before she told her 4 yr. daughter ... ooooh im so hungry i  just wanna  eat your face off .... then  just to make it  fun she  has a evil laugh and i mean this laugh is  kinda  really that  tv  evil guy laugh and then she promptly stops as quickly as she starts, but hers the kicker so she tells her baby that she s so hungry she just wants to eat her face off , her  daughter all of 4  , sighs loudly and reply's  ahhhhhhhhhhhhh here mom and  leans her  face out for her mother .  now i  tell you that just goes to show you that  no one will ever love you like your child that  girl was gonna give her mom her  face to eat . i dont think you grasp how huge that is  i   dont wanna  offer people my last piece of cake and got my mom a card and some flowers  .. GOD help  us all if she needs to eat my face .... .. so to all you kids that  will  let your  mom eat your face , kudos to you my friend .. kudos to you , me well i can get you a cup of coffee with 2 creamers 3 sugars and ill holla and maybe a scone but not my face lol , please no not my face

this one kinda starts as a joke so a woman gets in a car tells the cabbie  take me to work , ok  nevermind so that doesnt start like a joke, well at least not a  funny one . but let me start my story the  place chic- fil-a (Philippines) time  this afternoon it was balmy day the   sun had decided it had enough and  let the rain join us, now i cant say for certain f it was the rain, the   intro of the drums of the sweet sweet voice of mr chris de baugh  but when lady in red came on  we came together , ebony and  caramel  in one accord singing the timeless classic lady in red . as traffic pushed past us at the rate of a snail  racing a sloth we were as two  karaoke souls me and my cabbie  , dam  moment had me wanting to  get out in my red flowing dress and dance as the  cars part like the red sea  for  me in  my   made for the 80's  tribute video .. can you fell it  , can you feel the power of the lady in red  because dammit its real. as we parted ways it was as if the song was meant  for us the  last part the fade out  whisper of i love you that  cabbie and i    said to  the air it was .. i cant speak of what it was , it was one of the oddest things i have ever done  yet it seemed ooooh so  right,  afterward  i was so  overcome  with my very own  glee moment that i went to starbucks.. i cant make this up  it just too weird , aahhhh yes ill have a  venti  mocha latte 2 creamers 3  sugars oooh  ill holla

when I'm alone in my room i hear my conscious call.. and you know what it says  ...  not that i need love  it says  fool  you will try anything and one dam  day ima back fire on you something serious, yea  its that time again so pull up you  cups  cuz the coffee is  warm and were serving  it up with 2 creamers 3 sugars  and you  know ill holla. well im still  kickin it in chic-fil-a  ( the Philippines)  in case you  don't know and  ive had so many adventures i had to take  them to the masses, last week  i visited  tagatay  with  cupid and a  friend of his  great town  , beautiful land  , really GODS country s and as you know when in Rome you must do as the Romans do , so when the subject of  eating balut came up  i said  lets go for it , mind you for those not in the know balut is a pre formed baby chick .. google it . i had  been  ready for this  adventure  for while as if  this was my  calling to confirm that  i am  indeed an international   traveler. let me set the dtage ofr you a nice  woman  is calling out to everyone balut , balut  so  of  course we walk up to her  now let me explain somethingto you its one thing when the mind is willing and its another when you are face to face with your  breakfast, if  i  never felt the plight of a vegertarian if felt it then  but like the 1998 no limit soldier that i am i truged ahead , as the  sweet woman handed me an unsuspecting egg i was   calemd really  , hell it looked like a  chicken  egg and was  even warm  like a hard boiled egg , so she proceeds to explain that i have to open the egg from the  top since the bottom is  pre formed embryo of the duck ( yea i know )  so i  break the top of my shell they tell me   now drink the juice ...  WAIT  WHAT .. JUICE , i swear that i am no disciple and this sure aint the last supper, i  break this  egg and  indeed a  little  juice comes  on out  i  i purse my lips and i take a sip ..... pause  as i wait for my  mouth to reject  but no its ok  but im not done now i hve to peel the egg all the way down this is where  it got tricky , as i peel the egg  it  looks like  an easter egg gone horribly wrong  like a baby brain   but like everything a little  salt  some vinegar and  you can make magic. and i do  i  just go for it  i  .. eat the egg and ..... hell theres really no dramtic moment after that  it tasted  like a boiled egg  i didnt faint  or reject  it form my mouth and it didnt try to  eat me back  good times which leads me to  toaday adventure  dirty ice cream .. i cnat make this up i swear .. so today on break i had  dirty ice cream  its called that  for the  vnedors that sell it they ..well your not buying this stuff form  mr goodbar in his pressed white shirt , so the kicker of hte nite ws the dirty ice cream sandwhich .. pictue this  a  sweet hamburger bun with ice cream piled in it  and my flavor of ice cream .... mango and egg ( didnt taste like an egg) so now i sit im my hotel room and  for some odd reason my stomach is .......... gotta go   dam  dirty ice cream  no coffee tonite loves jsut  2 creamers 3 sugars and ill holla

well break out your  tape players and   cue up  your   best of  richard marx and kenny g  cuz its  singing  time .  What .. whats that you say  .... is there a special episode of  the best show  to grace tv since  american  idol . weeeeeel yeeeeeeeah  its only the best thing to happen since peanut butter met  jelly  its a  easy listing  glee a thon and its happening  every day for me in  Manila, Philippines .  I told you earlier that this was the  happiest place on earth  ( eat your  heart out Disneyland) how do  come about this  knowledge you ask , how is this possible coffees1stluv that one place can hold all the  secrets  to my karaoke dreams . Im glad you asked  because as I sit here at work I am  surrounded  by the  real  life glee cast , let me explain  in the Philippines singing  is speaking  , now sometimes this is a   great thing you are greeted with a sing song heellllloooo mammmmmm .. love it , then it happens  Im sitting at my desk when I hear  the smooth sounds of  my  co worker Filipino Idol ( she sings .. she sings oooh  one  more thing to know about her  she  sings all the time)  now granted  she has  a great voice and I have come to  enjoy her renditions of such classics as  the backstreet boys, nickleback  , nsync and ooh the   ever so  classic  98degress.   see now i  just have to pause and  think back  on these great songs .... moment over ..  so heres how i know  for sure that  glee is real we've all had people that we  know love to sing and will sing at the opening of an envelop, and thats her the  glee comes in when  she is sitting   by herself singing the timeless classics of backstreet boys when  she is joined by  boyband (  hes my gay ) he is all that a  boy band should be  smooth dresser looks like he  will bust a slow  90's  dance on you at any moment ,  not one to  be outdone in comes old spice ( now   dont let hte name fool you  old spice loves his songs as much as he loves his cologne.. sometimes the  cologne wins ) and nest thing i  know  of the 11 people on the room  7 are singing and i swear if one  just got up and danced  it wouldnt even  be  weird.. that my friends is how you know that  glee is  more than a tv show its  real life magic served in a bottle of fairies  who are riding on a  unicorn into  a lisa frank  notebook.  just pause  ... smile and  break out your  tapes ... cause  you  ant make this stuff up  i swear  cause i sit in a corer with a cup of coffee with 2 creamers 3 sugars  and i  holla ......... # team  gleee

so the title says it all obviously i have some form of add that i can lose focus of the first love .. lets play catch up shall we ..since last we spoke snapperrkelly has moved out of the great land of dixie and now resides in ray charles land .. GA thats Georgia to u lay people , awaiting is on her mad grind snappin pics of people and just doin it big .. the naked cowboy had returned like a mid season replacement and took ur girl horseback riding today ( on a real horse mind u ) meanwhile ive been living and learning , this has been a not as adventurous summer as the previous ones but none the less exciting , tears were shed , laughter was heard , guns were pulled .. oooh dam that wasnt me that was lifetime mob wives something to that effect. so far all the adventures and crazy madness have been taking place @ a little place i call work ... so never fear im mighty mouse here to save the day more to come .. little to see .. as always get ur pots ready cuz the coffee is coming dwn .. gve me 2 creamers 3 sugars and ill holla

knock knock , whos there ... well if your me and its day  3  in manila its sure as  hell not my clothes !  now for those of you out of the  know lets catch you up soap opera style, so  last we left off  coffees1stluv(that me)  had arrived in the beautiful phlippines with just hte clothes on my back  and  heat on my body im  telling you this is where heat comes for a vacation. now back to our regularly scheduled program  up until now i  feel that i  have been a  pretty happy all be it frustrated  person, but dammit  even i  have my limits and  day  3 was limit breaking day. Now the excessive reason  for  all of my frustration is  simply this . I HAVE NO  CLOTHES  I HAVE NO LUGGAGE ... as the  well meaning staff has worked with me to  track my luggage down  i   am  behind the scenes like a  bad director of  any B + movie trying to  get my  luggage back , fyi i had  a this  point been in  contact with the airline , they had found my luggage and informed me that i would have said luggage by  5 pm there time granted that was at  8pm the  night  before. now im mad  no let me  tell the truth now im an  xtra in any marvel comic i have become all  the evil villains in the story , same issue   good person  getting kicked while there  down they continue to have hope until one day  lets  say the airport looses your  luggage  and you have to wear the same clothes for 3 days , this is when you become a villain, my  villain  name  angry black  american  woman or HOBERNERO  ( now just keep in mind when you say it   you have to have to use a  cheesy Spanish accent and  stress it  out) and  yes  its not all earth shattering in terms of  fear but you get the point. so when i  track my happy self downstairs to  call the airport and they told me , no mam  the  luggage is  still in   narita japan and wont be here for another couple of hours.. i  cracked  , ok  i said it  i cracked , up until then the staff  that  for me were  so  sweet and helpful became the  enemy of state of  coffee.  And all i wanted to  do in that  very moment is   have my tools of evil a bag of hot Cheetos and now and laters ,,, HUH...  those are your  tools of evil .. nay i say dont laugh  i  would take my bag of  hot  Cheetos and  slap the  delta  rep in the face  blinding them  and  then  turn around and beat them senseless with  a  bag of now and laters  as i do my wicked laugh  teeahahhaha  .. couch couch  ... im working on it ...  i digress ... now im on the  phone with the  nice rep who is explaining to me that  the luggage while found is currently still in narita , japan .. you ever have a moment when you go  right back to childhood and by that i mean the peanuts teacher whah whah whah .. you hear the words but its all white noise , that was me in that moment , so i took it as long as i could coffee became cappuccino which then became a double shot of espresso ( hobernero) and i got  stupid evil , i cussed the  poor woman out on the phone as the  poor reps at the front desk looked on like the smurfs when gargamel comes to town , it just wasnt a pretty sight, so after going all  angry black woman  on everyone i   calmly turned around  hung up the phone and went back to my room . would you believe that  the  entire hotel  knows of my plight, im greeted with hellooooo madam  did you get your luggage..... ARRRGHHHHHHHHHHH....   1 day later the  luggage is  here and  now everyone is scared  of me  a sin and a shame  it came to  that but  i had to give delta the bizness, well  im back in a good place , clean clothes so ima treck over to starbucks  for a coffee you know how i like it  2 creamers 3 sugars and ill holla 

I'm in my own personal episode of survivor   except instead of being on a deserted island I'm in he Philippines with  no luggage and a shirt that reds i love Monterrey ,MX   ain't this  bout a  terd . now  it was  day 2  in my  journey halfway across the  world and  I'm  on a dam show  in my mind , when i tell you  that you cant make this ish up i lire to you not . never ever again will i  sit in the comfort of my  home  laughing at hate  poor fools on survivor  as i  now  know what it is like to live in your own clothes for 3 days ,  hey  hey now stop that  , the snickering that your doing   , that was a  hard task and even though my jungle is a  4 star hotel with  Continental breakfast and  hot water i am  suffering to survive. i feel like old pizza  not certain if you can  still get some use out of It  or will it turn on you . the staff even take turns looking at me , you know the look like   how in the h @# did she get in here and dam i hope she doesnt steal the towels. its day  2 people  in my own personal survivor ..man i swear to cheese and crackers if my luggae is not here  in another day ..... delta airlines gnna get the business .... grab your coffee cups its gnna be along  day ... ill be back  with 2 creamers 3 sugars and ill holla

when I'm alone in my room i hear my conscious call.. and you know what it says  ...  not that i need love  it says  fool  you will try anything and one dam  day ima back fire on you something serious, yea  its that time again so pull up you  cups  cuz the coffee is  warm and were serving  it up with 2 creamers 3 sugars  and you  know ill holla. well I'm still  kickin it in chic-fil-a  ( the Philippines)  in case you  don't know and  Ive had so many adventures i had to take  them to the masses, last week  i visited  tagatay  with  cupid and a  friend of his  great town  , beautiful land  , really GODS country s and as you know when in Rome you must do as the Romans do , so when the subject of  eating balut came up  i said  lets go for it , mind you for those not in the know balut is a pre formed baby chick .. google it . i had  been  ready for this  adventure  for while as if  this was my  calling to confirm that  i am  indeed an international   traveler. let me set the stage for you a nice  woman  is calling out to everyone balut , balut  so  of  course we walk up to her  now let me explain something to you its one thing when the mind is willing and its another when you are face to face with your  breakfast, if  i  never felt the plight of a vegetarian if felt it then  but like the 1998 no limit soldier that i am i trudged ahead , as the  sweet woman handed me an unsuspecting egg i was   calmed really  , hell it looked like a  chicken  egg and was  even warm  like a hard boiled egg , so she proceeds to explain that i have to open the egg from the  top since the bottom is  pre formed embryo of the duck ( yea i know )  so i  break the top of my shell they tell me   now drink the juice ...  WAIT  WHAT .. JUICE , i swear that i am no disciple and this sure aint the last supper, i  break this  egg and  indeed a  little  juice comes  on out  i  i purse my lips and i take a sip ..... pause  as i wait for my  mouth to reject  but no its OK  but I'm not done now i have to peel the egg all the way down this is where  it got tricky , as i peel the egg  it  looks like  an Easter egg gone horribly wrong  like a baby brain   but like everything a little  salt  some vinegar and  you can make magic. and i do  i  just go for it  i  .. eat the egg and ..... hell theres really no dramatic moment after that  it tasted  like a boiled egg  i didn't faint  or reject  it form my mouth and it didn't try to  eat me back  good times which leads me to  today adventure  dirty ice cream .. i cant make this up i swear .. so today on break i had  dirty ice cream  its called that  for the  vendors that sell it they ..well your not buying this stuff form  Mr good bar in his pressed white shirt , so the kicker of the night was the dirty ice cream sandwich .. picture this  a  sweet hamburger bun with ice cream piled in it  and my flavor of ice cream .... mango and egg ( didn't taste like an egg) so now i sit I'm my hotel room and  for some odd reason my stomach is .......... gotta go   dam  dirty ice cream  no coffee tonite loves just  2 creamers 3 sugars and ill holla