Thursday, May 16, 2013,9:45 AM
the transporter, puff the magic dragon and sleepy
everyday is a new day and that comes with an equally new adventure , now for the last 3 days ive had different drivers and with this has been some crazy ish that has been going down , lets go back shall way back backstreet .. back in time .. oooh baby ooh baby oooh baa- baby ... sorry i got sidetracked . day 1 : regular day got up , got dressed , brushed teeth all the simple things that go into getting ready for work , even got in the car with the driver , this was fun he was the transporter all slim and tall just like Jason Statham, pressed suit, buzz cut hell all he needed was the the Nissan to become an Audi and i wouldve created all sorts of danger for us to get out of , i guess it was meant to be then that his driving would mimic that of the transporter but with one twist, THERE WAS NO DANGER , well that is if you dont count the danger he put us in , let me explain traffic here, stop signs : not to many so its kinda a wild west for driving , intersections dont have lights so you cross when you can.. enter my transporter.. at the intersection he grazes one car not one to be deterred in the least he almost has another car hit him drivers side , now this , this is the transporter so hes cool under pressure never mind the fact that he should've waited for the cars to pass as they were halfway across the street , nay little driver , transporter in all his car coolness simply turns gives the driver a look that says I AM THAT CRAZY and continues on across the street , 5 mins later he sideswipes a motorcycle and then gets so close to another car that i place my hand on it , yea I AM THAT CRAZY ALSO and so goes day 1 with my transporter , now that night was a slow ride down the Mary Paul and Peter train im riding along in the backseat listing to the radio when what should come on .... no not a great timeless classic from the 80's ... a timeless classic this time , a little diddy we call PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON ! as sung in easy listening rendition that was classic , aside from the fact that i am now hearing puff the magic dragon on the radio as a song i am n ow hearing as my driver is trying to sing along all be it quietly like hes entranced by the melodic tune , i cant do anything now but chuckle and sing along a sin and a shame thats day 2 .. same bat time same bat channel its day 3 and today my driver well he was tired , by tired i dont mean man i just got to work im kinda tired , i mean if they let me i will fall asleep anywhere kinda tired, and you know how i know well because as soon ans the traffic jam happened he simply pulled up his parking break looked to the left then the right rolled his eyes back in his head and went to sleep.. a hard down mouth open OMG i am sooooo sleepy sleep. now im in the backseat witnessing this like this is some slow moving crime that i will have to report ti later but was just dont know how, and this continues 3 more times as traffic is heavy i tell you im not certain how sleepy did it but he managed to get me to work in one piece now after something like that i had to grab him so coffee you know how he got it 2 creamers 3 sugars and i hollered