Sunday, May 12, 2013,10:52 AM
when I'm alone in my room i hear my conscious call.. and you know what it says ... not that i need love it says fool you will try anything and one dam day ima back fire on you something serious, yea its that time again so pull up you cups cuz the coffee is warm and were serving it up with 2 creamers 3 sugars and you know ill holla. well im still kickin it in chic-fil-a ( the Philippines) in case you don't know and ive had so many adventures i had to take them to the masses, last week i visited tagatay with cupid and a friend of his great town , beautiful land , really GODS country s and as you know when in Rome you must do as the Romans do , so when the subject of eating balut came up i said lets go for it , mind you for those not in the know balut is a pre formed baby chick .. google it . i had been ready for this adventure for while as if this was my calling to confirm that i am indeed an international traveler. let me set the dtage ofr you a nice woman is calling out to everyone balut , balut so of course we walk up to her now let me explain somethingto you its one thing when the mind is willing and its another when you are face to face with your breakfast, if i never felt the plight of a vegertarian if felt it then but like the 1998 no limit soldier that i am i truged ahead , as the sweet woman handed me an unsuspecting egg i was calemd really , hell it looked like a chicken egg and was even warm like a hard boiled egg , so she proceeds to explain that i have to open the egg from the top since the bottom is pre formed embryo of the duck ( yea i know ) so i break the top of my shell they tell me now drink the juice ... WAIT WHAT .. JUICE , i swear that i am no disciple and this sure aint the last supper, i break this egg and indeed a little juice comes on out i i purse my lips and i take a sip ..... pause as i wait for my mouth to reject but no its ok but im not done now i hve to peel the egg all the way down this is where it got tricky , as i peel the egg it looks like an easter egg gone horribly wrong like a baby brain but like everything a little salt some vinegar and you can make magic. and i do i just go for it i .. eat the egg and ..... hell theres really no dramtic moment after that it tasted like a boiled egg i didnt faint or reject it form my mouth and it didnt try to eat me back good times which leads me to toaday adventure dirty ice cream .. i cnat make this up i swear .. so today on break i had dirty ice cream its called that for the vnedors that sell it they ..well your not buying this stuff form mr goodbar in his pressed white shirt , so the kicker of hte nite ws the dirty ice cream sandwhich .. pictue this a sweet hamburger bun with ice cream piled in it and my flavor of ice cream .... mango and egg ( didnt taste like an egg) so now i sit im my hotel room and for some odd reason my stomach is .......... gotta go dam dirty ice cream no coffee tonite loves jsut 2 creamers 3 sugars and ill holla