Monday, July 28, 2014,5:41 PM
your so vain and the ugly stepsister sysndrome
The coffee is hot twitches so pour a cup and riddle me this . How is it that social media has come to break up so many step-ford homes, you know the ones that seem happy until X posts a status unrelated to Y and then G jumps in and feel some type of way . Well this has just happened to my friend nurses aide, so nurses aide is a bright girl head on her shoulders looking for love as many of us are, had met a seemingly nice young man we can call Baby Boy Jody. Nurses Aide calls me today to ask a simple question .. if i post a status that densest mention you and you become offended is that my problem or yours? So e being coffees1stluv i drooped my 2 creamers and 3 sugars off in my cup and i hollered this , naw that's there problem , now the irony is that as we are having this conversation the melodic sounds of ms Carly Simon are playing on my computer , the song you ask .. Your so vain . Yes truer words were never spoken and hit so many nerves you would think you hit a emotional funny bone , your so vain you probable think this song is about you ... Now don't get me wrong I would never want you to say but coffee your putting baby boy Jody out there like he's unjustified, no this is certainly not the case. Lets play court shall we, i open with the case of baby boy Jody vs Facebook statues . The said status was a general opinion of men that in the opinion of nurses aide needed to step of there caliber of stepping to a woman , meaning that you have to come correct with all items in tact or at the very least getting there. At no time did said status ever indicate any one person to single out in any way , thus the ugly stepsister syndrome. Whats that ? I m glad you asked we all know and love the story of Cinderella , well she was a smart lovely girl who probably smelled like pine and had the face of a Disney princess, but that girl had patience so when prince charming came around she sat back and waited for the news to come to her unlike her troll faced ugly stepsisters who feeling some kinda way barged and put there foot in when it had nothing to do with them i.e. baby boy Jody. So this leads me to believe that he was either at home or work and received a notification about a status , i imagine his face aglow with excitement as he sees it is nurses aide whom he likes writing about men , then something happens his face becomes sour like hes eaten a lemon or he has the gurgles.. but i digress .. he reads the status that is not about him , a status that he has not been tagged in and shouldn't be concerned with , as baby boy Jody is a had working man with not 1 but 2 jobs , co parenting a child , has his own. It is then perplexing that baby boy Jody would feel the need to text nurses aide and ask as to what this status is about and that she would need o get it together and proceed to attempt at verbal warfare. baby boy Jody had now entered the Mitch faze , he has become a male bitch , cackling and arguing with a girl with his ugly stepsister mentality . I just had to take a moment while we were all together to explain that men this is not sexy in the least, you have become a male lesbian , so stop being so vain the song really isn't about you. Now hat you can do is saunter to the counter grab me another cup of coffee i take 2 creamers 3 sugars and ill holla